How to Detox Your Body – The Natural Way (No Expensive Supplements Required)
If you’ve ever stared at a detox tea wondering if this is the thing that will finally make you feel lighter, clearer, or less “post‑festive,” you’re not alone. We might have all seen the meme, the lady glaring at the cup of green tea and whispering, “You better fix my entire life, you gross b**ch” Let’s face it, we’ve all been seduced by shiny promises when we’re tired, bloated, or just trying to feel a bit more human.
But here’s the truth, and we know this but it’s always good to read it again:
Your body is already a detox powerhouse.
It doesn’t need a cleanse.
It needs support.
And the best part?
That support is simple, sustainable, and doesn’t require you to spend a dollar on powders, potions, or celebrity-endorsed nonsense (who remembers the Lemon detox diet???).
If you’re someone who loves learning how the body actually works — without the fads, fear tactics, or fluff — you’re in the right place. This is exactly the kind of stuff we need to talk about to stop the nonsense that bombards every minute of the day.
So let’s dive into five things you can do today (yes, today) to help your body do what it does best.
1. Eat More Fibre (Your Gut’s Favourite Sidekick)
Think of fibre as your internal housekeeping service. It sweeps, binds, and escorts waste out of your body like a bouncer at closing time (not that we’d know anything about that, cough, cough).
Most people get less than half of what they need — which means this is one of the easiest wins you can give yourself.
Load up on:
Lentils, beans, chickpeas
Leafy greens
Whole grains
Berries, apples, pears
Nuts and seeds
This isn’t dieting. It’s giving your gut the tools it needs to thrive.
2. Hydrate Like You Mean It
Your kidneys are your built‑in filtration system, and they rely on water to keep things moving. When you’re dehydrated, everything slows down, your digestion, bowel movements (constipation, more straining, more pressure on pelvic floor).
Your blood becomes slightly thicker which means your heart works harder, you sweat less and your body struggles to regulate heat which means you may overheat more easily. Your cognitive function slows, even mild dehydration can affect mental clarity.
From a vanity point of view (let’s always appeal to vanity) your skin is the last place your body sends water so dehydration equals dull skin, healing slows, fine lines appear more pronounced.
Ok, stop, stop! We are all convinced to drink more water now right?
You don’t need to drown yourself. Just sip consistently throughout the day. Herbal tea, water, coffee — it all counts.
Hydration is one of those tiny habits that pays off in a massive way.
3. Move Your Body (But Not to “Sweat Out Toxins”)
Let’s bust a myth:
You do not detox through sweat.
But movement?
Movement boosts circulation, supports your liver and kidneys, and helps reduce excess fat that can interfere with how your body processes waste.
This doesn’t need to be extreme.
Think:
Brisk walking
Pilates (you know I’d say that)
Strength training (you also know I’d say this)
Swimming
Gardening
Taking the stairs
Consistency beats intensity every time.
4. Protect Your Lungs (Your Built‑In Air Filters)
Your lungs are constantly clearing out irritants — but they can only do so much if they’re overwhelmed.
Support them by:
Avoiding smoke and vaping (duh)
Reducing indoor pollutants (more plants please!)
Letting fresh air in (opening windows)
Using a HEPA vacuum
Keeping fragranced sprays and candles to a minimum (now you will have to pry candles out of my cold, dead fingers but I can try and reduce them slightly. Note to reader: She won’t.)
Getting your heart rate up regularly
Practice breathing. How we breath can have a huge influence on our body, if you want to take a deeper dive into breathing, read Breath Better, Move Better)
Your lungs are self-cleaning, but they appreciate a little help.
5. Prioritise Sleep (Your Brain’s Nightly Rinse Cycle)
Sleep is where the magic happens. While you’re dreaming away, your brain literally flushes out waste products — including the ones linked to cognitive decline.
When you skimp on sleep, that system gets sluggish.
Aim for around seven hours and protect it like any other non-negotiable appointment.
Sleep is the ultimate overnight detox — free, effective, and restorative.
The Bottom Line (and not just because Stone Cold Said so*)
You don’t need a detox kit, a juice cleanse, or a supplement stack that costs more than your weekly groceries.
Your body already knows exactly what to do.
Your job is simply to support it with habits that are sustainable, nourishing, and grounded in real science — not marketing hype.
If one of these steps surprised you — or if you’re trying one this week — tell me. I love celebrating your wins and helping you build habits that actually make you feel good.
Lynne x
* Does anyone ever get my WWE references? Probably not lol.